内容正文:
Be sporty, be healthy!
-welcome to the unit & reading I
Cai Yuanpei, a great revolutionist and educator, who assembled influential figures in the New Culture and May Fourth Movement at Peking University.
A sound mind starts from a sound body.
How can a weak body develop a sound mind?
some jokes about sports
Q: What do soccer players and magicians have in common?
A: Both do hat-tricks.
1.帽子戏法;魔术师用帽子完成的魔术
2.(比赛或游戏中)一人连得三分,一人连续三次取胜
hat-trick :
Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving?
A: The ground!
1.难的
2.坚硬的
Q: What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A: A bat!
1.球拍
2.蝙蝠
Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she's always running away from the ball.
1.球
2.舞会
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during the game?
A: They stand close to the fans.
1.粉丝
2.电扇
hat-trick
hardest
bat
ball
fan
PUN
It was nice to "meat "you. (meat 与 meet 同音)
Yeah, hope to see you again soon so we can "ketchup"(catch up 与 catchup 音似,意为“ 叙旧”)
很高兴见到你。
我也是。希望能快点再见到你,这样我们就可以叙叙旧了。
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator. ( alligator 与 in vest 结合 音似 investigator, 表 ”调查者“)
一条穿了马甲的鳄鱼,叫什么?
研究者。
做个决定/
给你的脑子化个妆
走开!我最近压力很大/
走开!我最近受到的压强很大(碳变钻石需受高压)
哈哈,你笑死我了。/呵呵,你把我弄破了。
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