内容正文:
The Blood of CET'4
第一幕
(道具:桌子 书 馒头三个)
ABC上,BC看到凳子坐下,D走过来,A点菜
A: waiter!waiter!
D You come, my dear brother (笑脸状)
A: Do you have any beef?
D: No beef
A: do you have any wine?
D: no wine.
A: Do you have any rice
D: no rice
A: you can have this (学赵本山)
D: I really don't have this
A: kao! what do you have? (愤怒惊讶状)
D: bread. Do you want some ?
A: ok, i am dying of starvation
D: here
D拿馒头
A: heihei, have you seen this book? 拿出一本书,写着四级答案大字
D: wow!!眼睛睁得特大 !!! where did you get it?
A. I GET IT FROM MY MOTHER'S brother's sisiter's aucle's,,,,
D: stop !!! Can I have a look?
A: It seems that you are a talent, I have to sell it !
D: WOW!!
A: only ten Yuan!! And I will give you a present in addition!
D: are you sure, sir?
(翻书后,D狂笑)
D: so easy!!! Thank godness, i can pass the Band four Examination!!不付钱,狂跑
A: baby, you forget to pay it ,,baby ,,,
第二幕
B: wow! the bread looks so delicious! I’m hungry now!
C: waiter! How nice the bread is! I have been finding it all the morning. Could you give it to me?
D: I tell you a secret. I have the answer to Band Four Examination for this year
B: give it to us.
C: if you give me the , my mother father brother sister and I will thank you forever!!
D: how much money do you have?
(C摸了摸口袋,大喜状,然后拿出一元钱)
C: is one Yuan enough?
D: are you making fun?? Go home and ask your mother to give you
B: I’m angry now! !! Go and fight!!!(转过头 )shibaluohan!!!!!
D: who are you? Where are shi ba luohan??
B: my name is shi ba!
C: my name is luohan !
B: The road is built by me (踩凳子)
C: and I planted a tree (踩凳子)
B: if you want to go by this street (准备踩凳子 但是发现没地方踩 于是踩C的脚,C大叫,受伤)
B: give us all your BOOKS!
D: do you think I will afraid of you? I am the master of kungfu!
A从后面走过来,刚好被B抓住
D set him free. Don't move
C: I Want a BMW
D: NO BMW
C: I want Benz
D: No Benz
C: I want Toyota
D: No Toyota
C: I ...I want an ambulance
D: OK , ambulance.
C: Yes!!!
D:Show me your student"s card.
B; shut,,,,you fool us!!
A; 哎。。The answer is mine. W