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Unit 1 What’s the matter?
在我们的日常生活中,生病是一个不可避免的现象。当我们得了疾病或出现身体不适时,我们会感到疲惫和无精打采。但是,如果我们能够用一个幽默和轻松的方式来面对生病和疾病,我们将能够让自己的身心健康更快地恢复。以下是一些关于生病搞笑笑话的分类,希望能够为你带来欢乐和轻松。
1. 感冒发烧类
"医生,我觉得我发烧了。” “没错,您的温度已经上升了。” “那么高吗?” “是的,高达102°F。” “哇,我拿到过这么高的成绩吗?”
2. 肚子疼类
“我的胃好像出了点问题。” “怎么样?” “我觉得我明天会生出长长的头发。”
3. 手脚疼类
“我的脚疼得厉害。” “是怎样的感觉?” “感觉就像我的脚步被另一个人铁鞋踩住一样。”
4. 头疼类
“我感觉我的脑袋的颜色变了。” “颜色变了?” “是的,变成了不知名的绿色。”
5. 咳嗽流鼻涕类
“我咳嗽了一个星期了。” “你这时应该去看医生。” “我吃了那么多药,身上都能长青苔。”
6. 打针类
“哇,打针疼死我了!” “别担心,我已经打了好几次了。你知道蚊子咬的感觉吗?打针也就是那个感觉。”
虽然生病是一件不愉快的经历,我们在心理上可以通过搞笑的方式来减轻负面影响。在面对疾病时,让自己保持积极的态度和乐观的心态可以帮助我们更快地康复。所以,当你感觉不舒服时,不妨多看看这些生病搞笑笑话,让自己保持愉悦和轻松的状态。让幽默和笑声成为你治愈身体的一部分。
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【语篇来自二十一世纪学生英文报·试题原创】
Focus on mental health
At some point in life, many people suffer a mental disturbance. While most people get over it, for others it doesn’t go away easily.
Oct 10 was World Mental Health Day. This year, the theme was “Young People and Mental Health in a Changing World”.
The World Health Organization says that about 20 percent of children and teenagers worldwide suffer from mental illness. It’s thought that the number of children and teenagers with mental illness around the world will increase by half by 2020. It will become one of the main causes of diseases, disabilities and even death.
In China, the picture isn’t bright, either. About 30 million Chinese children and teenagers under the age of 17, or 10 percent of children and teenagers in China, have a mental health challenge, reported China Daily.
The reason for mental problems among young people may be the increasing pressure in life.
The world is changing fast. Study and relationships have always caused stress, but today the stress is much higher than before, the WHO said.
The Young Foundation, a UK-based non-profit think tank, says that young people today have huge stresses at school. For instance, they experience bullying and body image issues. In a 2017 report, the foundation noted that the internet was a special source of stress. Online, young people often see