人教新课标高中英语必修（三）－Unit3 The Million Pound Bank Note 课件 (3) (共73张PPT)

Joke 1 Beauty was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her. One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his wife. She answered, "No, John, I won't marry you. I want to marry a man who is famous, who can play music , sing and dance very well, who can tell interesting stories, who does not smoke or drink , who stays at home in the evenings and who stops talking when I'm tired of listening." The young man got up, took his coat and went to the door, but before he left the house, he turned and said to Bertha, "It isn't a man you're looking for. ____________________” Joke 2 On a girl’s way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said :”If one day, they will not have to stand on their toes all the time.” Joke 3 A teacher asked asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shor